Thursday, December 20, 2001


Wednesday, December 19, 2001

This is a test of the emergency blogger post system...this is only a test
Why isn't retail an anagram for hell?

This was the subject line of an e-mail I got yesterday. The e-mail itself was from my ole chum from Borders. Having filled out the application and actually worked at that joint for a couple of years, I really, really feel for him. The holiday season at Border's was a real pain in the ass. However, I feel compelled to answer his question truly and honestly.

The answer:

Because there's no "i" in hell.

So there you go, Scott. Now go and give those customers some more dirty looks. Wish I could be there to join you.


Monday, December 17, 2001

Check out the new archives....heh...I am a bad ass...
Back to Reality...

Two nights ago I was comic king of the world, making an audience of nearly two hundred people laugh and forget their troubles for a little while.

Today, I am copy boy.

Consider me humbled.