tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3142627.post-107006112002-03-13T10:54:00.000-08:002002-03-13T10:58:38.000-08:00<b>Oops I did it again.</b>
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<br /><b>So Dr. Ossai is really interested in making me this Nigerian money (see below). He just won't stop replying to me. I decide, since he's so kindly provided me with an address to email him, that I'll accidently send him something a little off topic. Something like this....</b>
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<br />Dear Marguritte,
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<br />I can't believe the wonderful time we had last weekend in the Philippines. Who would have thought I would have to travel to the Philippines to meet a beautiful French girl from Debuke, Iowa! It amazes even me, LOL.
<br /> I'm willing to go the extra distance to make this relationship work. Although we only had two days of sweet lovemaking to consecrate it, I feel that there was a very real, very visceral connection between us. I think--no, no--I know, that we had love. There, I said it. There was love between us. Love in your eyes when you looked at me while we kissed passionately on the rocky shores of Guadalucanal. Love when I stroked your hair, watched your skin bead with sweat and water, and called you my "pretty thing". This could work!
<br /> I refuse to believe it might be a one night stand. Please, let me know what you think. I eagerly await your answer.
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<br />Your love in Middletown,
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<br />Ned Niederlander.
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<br /><b>His response was something close to what I expected, and (though I couldn't believe he was still buying it) went like this.</b>
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<br />Dear Ned,
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<br />I do not understand why you sent me such a mail.
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<br />Regards,
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<br />Dr.Williams.
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<br /><b>I could not believe his insolence, I had clearly (hee hee) sent my company letterhead in that mail. Angered as I was, the next day, I shot off this terse reply.</b>
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<br />Dr. Williams,
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<br /> First of all, it's Mr. Niederlander, and not "Ned". Although I appreciate
<br />your attempts at camradiere, as far as I'm concerned, until we move farther
<br />into this deal, I'm not your pal, I'm not your buddy. We're partners. And
<br />I would prefer you be Dr. Williams, and I be Mr. Niederlander.
<br /> Secondly, I don't understand why you don't understand what I sent you.
<br />It was a simple request for more information about what format you wanted
<br />the letterhead in, and my bank information so that you could begin the
<br />process. Is that so difficult to understand? Perhaps you and your people
<br />in Nigeria need a lesson in good, honest American corporate business
<br />practices.
<br /> I'm sorry to sound condescending, or angry, but I do need some assurance
<br />that things are getting done on your end. And I haven't had my soup yet
<br />today.
<br /> What, exactly, do you need from me right now?
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<br />Ned niederlander
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<br /><b>I think I probably lost him with this, but we'll have to wait and see.
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<br />Stringing it out for ya,
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<br />Ciao
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<br />Ned Niederlander</b>
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